February 2012
Oh my god.
My girlfriend is perfect
That is all
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I seriously dont understand how guys can be such terrible people to their girlfriends. Not just bad boyfriends, but bad people.
Demeaning them, calling them bad girlfriends and sluts and bitches and just, what the fuck. Abusing them, mentally and physically. Destroying their self esteem and hurting them. Driving them to self harm. Driving them to therapy.
It’s so fucked up. It’s not...
I don’t think I’ve ever played guitar so emotionally before.
I can cook up a storm man.
I’m laying on my floor naked because I’m so hot.
What the fuck Florida. I hate it here
I have got a kickass headache
I really wanna make love to my girlfriend.
That was literally the hottest thing ever.
You can reblog what you want. And put your snide smartass comments.
You can hope and wish and want for a time machine, for another chance
You can plead and hope and beg to get her.
BUT GUESS WHAT DICKHEAD
SHE’S MY GIRLFRIEND
What even.
Harrison: My grandmother says I have a baritone voice.
Me: Yeah I can kind of tell.. Well, whenever you talk like that.
Harrison: Is it hot?
Me: ...........
I bet if my dick was made of candy I would get...
I’m gonna get naked.
Sexual frustration.
falalacourtney:
Thanks babe……..
YOU ARE WELCOME ;D
I sexually frustrate my girlfriend.
It’s nice for once that it’s not only me.
Dear mother.
HELP WITH THE GOD DAMN CHORES
Sincerely, every child who has to do all/most of it.
HAI IM HARRISON WELCOME TO JACKASS →
Put a dare in my ask.
BREAKFAST FOR DINNER BITCH
GUESS WHO DIDN’T GET HIS GOVERNMENT HOMEWORK DONE
THIS GUY
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